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- "God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now ..."
- "Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me. "
- "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're ..."
- "If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously ..."
- "It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. "
- "Mothers are the necessity of invention. "
- "Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas ..."
- "Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is ..."
- "Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience. "
- "The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has ..."
- "The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own ..."
- "There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do. "
- "Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless. "
- "Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll ..."
