Browse quotes by author:
- "Adolescence is just one big walking pimple. "
- "Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. "
- "Comedy is tragedy plus time. "
- "Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. "
- "I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these? "
- "I have always grown from my problems and challenges, from the things that don't work ..."
- "I liked myself better when I wasn't me. "
- "This is to explain just how your mom turned out to be the kind of ..."
- "When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. "
