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- "A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope. "
- "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. "
- "Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door. "
- "Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life. "
- "Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it ..."
- "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in ..."
- "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. "
- "I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. "
- "I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer ..."
- "I love mankind; it's people I can't stand. "
- "I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you ..."
- "If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it ..."
- "Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. "
- "Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a ..."
- "My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. ..."
- "No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it. "
- "No problem is too big to run away from. "
- "Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. "
- "Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then ..."
- "That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another. "
- "The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you believe just so you're sincere. "
