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- "Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix? "
- "I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, ..."
- "I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. "
- "I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's ..."
- "The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus ..."
- "When the sun comes up, I have morals again. "
- "When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a ..."
- "Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television ..."
