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- "A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if ..."
- "A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable. "
- "A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitiless. A ..."
- "Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of ..."
- "Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable. "
- "Don't jump on a man unless he is down. "
- "It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it. "
- "Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified ..."
- "One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money ..."
- "The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. "
- "The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here. "
- "There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the ..."
- "There are no friends at cards or world politics. "
- "Trust everybody, but cut the cards. "
