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- "Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery ..."
- "Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. "
- "I feel it is time that I also pay tribute to my four writers, Matthew, ..."
- "It's like being a Knight of the Garter. It's an honor, but it doesn't hold ..."
- "Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius. "
- "Leisure is a form of silence, not noiselessness. It is the silence of contemplation such ..."
- "Life is like a cash register, in that every account, every thought, every deed, like ..."
- "Love is a mutual self-giving that ends in self-recovery. "
- "Pride is an admission of weakness; it secretly fears all competition and dreads all rivals. "
- "Show me your hands. Do they have scars from giving? Show me your feet. Are ..."
- "The big print giveth, and the fine print taketh away. "
- "The only way to win audiences is to tell people about the life and death ..."
- "The proud man counts his newspaper clippings, the humble man his blessings. "
- "You should realize that the community with which you deal is not the one of ..."
