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- "Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. "
- "At my age flowers scare me. "
- "Be quick to learn and wise to know. "
- "Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. "
- "Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything ..."
- "First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper ..."
- "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. "
- "Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - ..."
- "How beautifully leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days. "
- "How can I die? I'm booked. "
- "I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. "
- "I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money. "
- "I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, ..."
- "I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than ..."
- "I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of ..."
- "I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold ..."
- "I spent a year in that town, one Sunday. "
- "I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. "
- "I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I ..."
- "I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a ..."
- "I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased ..."
- "If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and ..."
- "If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have ..."
- "If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die ..."
- "It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember ..."
- "It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere. "
- "It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when ..."
- "Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. "
- "Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere. "
- "People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, ..."
- "Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples. "
- "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. "
- "The most important thing in acting is honesty. If you can fake that, you've got ..."
- "The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ..."
- "This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only ..."
- "Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running ..."
- "Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy ..."
- "When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick. "
- "When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my ..."
- "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. "
- "You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what ..."
