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- "All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like ..."
- "Basically, I'm a really bad interviewer. I love meeting celebrities, but then I get a ..."
- "Being asked to host the BAFTA awards is a huge thrill, not to mention a ..."
- "I am part man, part cyborg. You'd be surprised at the parts I've had inserted ..."
- "I bet Maurice Gibb's heart monitor was singing the tune of Stayin' Alive. "
- "I don't think I've got bad taste. I've got no taste. "
- "I have no real interest. I like meeting celebrities but then my interest wanes. Occasionally, ..."
- "I was a failed actor but I still wanted to show off, so I ended ..."
- "In terms of language, yeah we get bleeped and blurred and things, but in terms ..."
- "My ambition was to stop waiting tables. That was how I measured success: finally, I ..."
- "My mobile rang around lunchtime one day, and it was George Michael. He wanted to ..."
- "My version of falling in love is borderline psychotic. Should be avoided at all costs. ..."
- "The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate ..."
- "The people I want are very famous and very rich, and all I can offer ..."
- "We supply wine to all the guests - but most of the guests don't bring ..."
