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- "Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? "
- "I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year ..."
- "If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in ..."
- "If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just ..."
- "If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck. "
- "The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ..."
- "Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming ..."
- "You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any ..."
