Browse quotes by author:
- "Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. "
- "Even a little dog can piss on a big building. "
- "Little ol' boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still make ..."
- "Politics isn't about left versus right; it's about top versus bottom. "
- "Republicans are so empty-headed, they wouldn't make a good landfill. "
- "The Bible declares that on the sixth day God created man. Right then and there, ..."
- "The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos. "
- "The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon ..."
- "There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos. "
- "When I entered politics, I took the only downward turn you could take from journalism. "
