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- "A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. "
- "If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so ..."
- "If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. "
- "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it ..."
- "Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. "
