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- "A woman will allow herself to be clouded by her emotions. Her reasonable thought becomes ..."
- "As a standup, I try to change the world. As an entertainer, I try to ..."
- "I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, ..."
- "I tend to like very bitchy women. I find myself most attracted to smart, sarcastic, ..."
- "It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but ..."
- "No one has the responsibility to be out to anyone but himself or herself. I ..."
- "Now everyone's decided that all lesbians wear lipstick! "
- "Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course ..."
- "They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together ..."
- "What do you mean you don't believe in homosexuality? It's not like the Easter Bunny, ..."