Tommy Lee:
You never know what's going to happen sometimes, or what you think's going to happen never happens, or when you least expect it, the Santana record comes along and just blows up.

Lewis Grizzard quotes

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
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The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.
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