Philip Pullman:
My main concern is that an over-emphasis on testing and league tables has led to a lack of time and freedom for a true, imaginative and humane engagement with literature.

Lewis Grizzard quotes

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
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Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it.
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The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put rum or bourbon in it.
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