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- "Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah. "
- "It makes you look like a shill and you might forever be known as the ..."
- "It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well ..."
- "It seemed everywhere you went the first thing the guy would say after the first ..."
- "It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and ..."
- "It seems that the drugs have become more focused in their applications and less romanticized. ..."
- "It takes a discipline, which I innately avoid at all costs, so it's good for ..."
- "It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out. "
- "Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the ..."
- "Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes ..."
- "Literary Influences: William Burroughs, Baudelaire, Don Delillo, Terry Southern, William Blake, Nick Tosches, Martin Buber, ..."
- "Many of the eighties road acts have moved on to other professions or are working ..."
- "My friend Jack Boulware did a piece for the SF Weekly that didn't paint such ..."
- "My parents actually took me to see Jackie Vernon when I was like ten. "
- "On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement. "
- "Over the last year I honed it down to an hour for the Aspen Comedy ..."
- "Recently I've grown to love Robert Schimmel's comedy. "
- "Right wing comedy: the pep rally of the frightened who can't see any side but ..."
- "Self detonating products vs. planned obsolescence: it doesn't become obsolete when the newer model is ..."
- "Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to ..."
- "Some comics are doing great stuff. Most of them are unknown to the country at ..."
- "Some of my favorite comics are my friends. Louis CK, Dave Atell, Todd Barry, Jim ..."
- "Some think that their being in the Middle East is one of the keys that ..."
- "Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation. "
- "The 'liberal' idea makes room for the bare desperation of what it is to be ..."
- "The bile makes it better . I am an information wasting machine - 100s of ..."
- "The bottom fell out because there were to many unoriginal acts that repeated themselves in ..."
- "The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to ..."
- "The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession ..."
- "The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult ..."
- "The money ran out, people caught onto the hacks and sought more efficient forms of ..."
- "The next evolutionary step is into the screen. "
- "The original version, performed at PS122 last year at the Toyota Comedy festival, ran two ..."
- "The premise of the show is that I've always had Jerusalem Syndrome. "
- "The script allows me to really hit certain beats and maintain a certain lyrical language ..."
- "The show is comprised of personal stories and abstract paranoid manic insights into my own ..."
- "The show moves through the most cathartic periods of my life in the guise of ..."
- "The target is the mighty Oz. An illusion. Lets get the guy at the controls ..."
- "The Webbys was a gig that came out of nowhere. The woman who runs the ..."
- "There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You ..."
- "There are fewer TV outlets for straight standup, which means fewer amateurs doing it on ..."
- "There were a lot of casualties. Things change and drugs change. "
- "There were dozens of television shows and most stand-ups starting out, myself included, would do ..."
- "They think they are a biblical character like Moses, Jesus, or Allah. Some think that ..."
- "They'll either continue to do great or they'll plateau because of self-defeat or premature success ..."
- "We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice. "
- "We usually had different takes on things and we definitely have different styles and any ..."
- "When I started doing comedy I saw many comics that influenced me and some I ..."
- "When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all ..."
- "When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon. "
- "When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually ..."
- "You got to decide what your soul can handle and how you want to be ..."
