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- "Don't have a cow, man. "
- "Eat my shorts! "
- "Families are about love overcoming emotional torture. "
- "I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and ..."
- "Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns ..."
- "Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning ..."
- "When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to ..."
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