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- "A 300-pound 12-year-old is suing McDonald's because he didn't know eating a lot of burgers ..."
- "A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I ..."
- "All these years I've been blaming myself for my gluttony, when in fact, it was ..."
- "Arby's roast beef sandwiches are works of art. "
- "Good-looking people have charisma. Schleps like yours truly do not. I so happen to have ..."
- "I don't go for the academic stuff. "
- "I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. ..."
- "I don't think business news is just for old white men with money. "
- "I don't want to play nonsense games. I've had zero patience for the rudeness and ..."
- "I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as ..."
- "I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people. "
- "I want to democratize business news. "
- "I want to push people to the edge. I want to elicit a reaction. Have ..."
- "I was this Italian-Irish kid growing up. "
- "I'll rail against what I think is wrong. "
- "I'm fat. Plain and simple. "
- "I'm not an apologist for Big Tobacco or Big Fast Food. Some of them do ..."
- "I'm not staid and unbiased here. I have certain biases I want to convey, and ..."
- "I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can ..."
- "I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it. "
- "I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots. "
- "I've seen rich jerks and I've seen poor jerks. Trust me when I say that ..."
- "If Edwards gained 60 pounds and lost all his hair, he'd look like Dick Cheney! "
- "If we're so convinced times will get tougher, why is mall traffic up? Why are ..."
- "It's a good thing Winston Churchill was around before the shallow age of television. He ..."
- "It's like you're never good enough. "
- "It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if ..."
- "It's sad that we have become so accustomed to bad service that we're shocked when ..."
- "John Edwards is a good-looking guy. He's got great hair, a great smile. Would people ..."
- "My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself ..."
- "Ours is an amazingly litigious society. We sue for everything and against everyone. We trip ..."
- "People in this country appear to be very much betting on this country, and this ..."
- "Richard Nixon knew what he was up against in 1960. John Kennedy had matinee idol ..."
- "Sexy ain't guys like Churchill and Lincoln. "
- "The folks at the Golden Arches aren't some sinister Svengalis, drugging us into wolfing down ..."
- "The good thing about having this illness is that it allows me to be a ..."
- "The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she ..."
- "The tobacco companies knew quite early on the addictive nature of their product. "
- "There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making ..."
- "To hear the media prognosticators tell it, we're bummed out. Consumer confidence figures show it, ..."
- "Ugly people are never hotties. "
- "We don't think our viewers have a lot of time to look exhaustively at a ..."
- "We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the ..."
- "We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense. "
- "We're all going to die. While I'm still here, I want to make a difference. "
- "We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile ..."
- "Why the hell do we make such a big deal out of things that shouldn't ..."
