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- "An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall. "
- "Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome. "
- "Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember. "
- "I am no more humble than my talents require. "
- "I don't drink. I don't like it. It makes me feel good. "
- "I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. "
- "I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself. "
- "I have no trouble with y enemies. But my god damn friends... they are the ..."
- "I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin. "
- "I'm a study of a man in chaos in search of frenzy. "
- "I've given up reading books. I find it takes my mind off myself. "
- "Once Dwight Eisenhower makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. "
- "Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision. "
- "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. "
- "So little time and so little to do. "
- "Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you will find the real tinsel underneath. "
- "Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath. "
- "The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the ..."
- "There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side. "
- "There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. "
- "There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. "
