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- "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed ..."
- "Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to ..."
- "Do your kids a favor - don't have any. "
- "Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. "
- "Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people ..."
- "Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people ..."
- "Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes ..."
- "I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. "
- "If you can laugh together, you can work together. "
- "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. "
- "Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities ..."
- "Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. "
- "Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than ..."
- "More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back ..."
- "Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep ..."
- "Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unprotected. "
- "Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. "
- "Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. "
- "There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs ..."
- "Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. "
- "To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more ..."
