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- "A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way ..."
- "An interim government was set up in Afghanistan. It included two women, one of whom ..."
- "At the request of the Catholic Church, a three-day sex orgy to be held near ..."
- "I became immersed in the cult of improvisation. I was like one of those athletes ..."
- "I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle ..."
- "I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up ..."
- "I was a mostly happy child, though I had a pretty rough puberty. Growing up ..."
- "I was the editor of the school newspaper and in drama club and choir, so ..."
- "I'm more of a writer than an actor, and I used to say that I'm ..."
- "If you want to make an audience laugh, you dress a man up like an ..."
- "Improv helped to distract me and put my focus somewhere else so that I could ..."
- "In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm ..."
- "In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school ..."
- "Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and ..."
- "My parents have been very brave about my being here, and I remember after the ..."
- "President Bush gave a rousing speech to the United Nations General Assembly. Afterward, in a ..."
- "President Bush unveiled his new economic stimulus plan this week. It was reported that if ..."
- "Researches reported that they developed a "self-healing" plastic that repairs itself if cracked. The plastic ..."
- "Saudi Arabian police arrested seven teenage boys for leering at women. In accordance with Saudi ..."
- "Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself ..."
- "The first time I went to see a Second City show, I was in awe ..."
