"No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned... a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company."

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• "At seventy-seven it is time to be in earnest. "
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• "Bounty always receives part of its value from the manner in which it is bestowed. "
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• "Exercise is labor without weariness. "
• "Extended empires are like expanded gold, exchanging solid strength for feeble splendor. "
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• "Fraud and falsehood only dread examination. Truth invites it. "
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• "Great works are performed not by strength but by perseverance. "
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• "He that will enjoy the brightness of sunshine, must quit the coolness of the shade. "
• "He was dull in a new way, and that made many people think him great. "
• "He who does not mind his belly, will hardly mind anything else. "
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• "Kindness is in our power, even when fondness is not. "
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