"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live."

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• "Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. "
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• "The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice. "
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• "Therein lies the defect of revenge: it's all in the anticipation; the thing itself is ..."
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• "Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work. "
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• "To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. "
• "To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. "
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• "Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. "
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• "Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. "
• "Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. "
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• "What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. "
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• "When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear. "
• "When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know who have gone ..."
• "When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. "
• "When in doubt tell the truth. "
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• "Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. "
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