"I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it."

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• "Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. "
• "Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. "
• "Every one goes astray, but the least imprudent are they who repent the soonest. "
• "Everything is for the best in this best of possible worlds. "
• "Everything's fine today, that is our illusion. "
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• "Froth at the top, dregs at bottom, but the middle excellent. "
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• "He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked. "
• "He shines in the second rank, who is eclipsed in the first. "
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• "He who is not just is severe, he who is not wise is sad. "
• "He who thinks himself wise, O heavens! is a great fool. "
• "History is only the register of crimes and misfortunes. "
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• "It is the flash which appears, the thunderbolt will follow. "
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• "Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. "
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• "We must distinguish between speaking to deceive and being silent to be reserved. "
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