A. A. Milne said:

When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed very Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it.

No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.

Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say.

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief-call it what you will-than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.

Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.