"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."
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Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them to do, you have to keep loving them just as much.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it.
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
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