"You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough."
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A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
I drink to forget I drink.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
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