Director quotes

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

I had a girlfriend who was twenty-one when I was seventeen. And she was all woman, let me tell you. And then, one Christmas vacation, I worked at Club Med and got seduced by all these older women. When I have a son, I'm going to have him get seduced by an older woman. It's a great way for a guy to learn. Very instructional.

I like a film to have a beginning, a middle and an end, but not necessarily in that order.

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small.

A ''Bay Area Bisexual'' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

And my parents finally realize that I'm kidnapped and they snap into action immediately: They rent out my room.