Spike Lee:
People say I only talk to light-skinned women. It's not the case, but color has always played a role, and is going to. No, I don't think light-skinned women are more attractive, I don't think dark-skinned women are more attractive. it depends on the person to me-attractive is attractive.

Funny quotes

Tommy Cooper:
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
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Tommy Cooper:
I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.
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Henry David Thoreau:
What's the use of a fine house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?
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Mark Twain:
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
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Oscar Wilde:
It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly.
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Norman Wisdom:
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
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Robert McCloskey:
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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Bill Cosby:
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
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